Tales from a Not-So-Glam TV Star by Russell Rachel Renée

Author:Russell, Rachel Renée [Russell, Rachel Renée]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Aladdin
Published: 2014-06-03T04:00:00+00:00

THE HAWK DOES THE SPLITS?!

“Students . . . ,” he announced, “what I’m REALLY demonstrating here is my signature Hawk’s Wing Stance! I used this move to defeat a gang of eleven bank robbers, armed only with my bus pass, a bottle of prune juice, and an empty Doritos bag!”

Chloe, Zoey, and I exchanged looks and then rolled our eyes in complete disgust.

“Perhaps one day, the Hawk will teach you this deadly stance. IF you prove yourselves worthy!”

When he jumped out of his “stance,” his back went CRAACK!! He winced and did a cocky laugh.

“Now prepare yourselves, pip-squeaks! It’s time to demonstrate what you’ve learned from the last class. Any volunteers?”

I tried to avoid eye contact. I was praying that if I was still enough, I’d blend in with the deflated basketball behind me. I heard Sensei Hawkins sniff the air and walk toward me.

“The Hawk’s keen nose is picking up the scent of a COWARD! Right . . . about . . . HERE!” he snarled, and pointed at ME!

“All right, puny coward, throw a good punch or you dishonor this dojo!!” he screamed right in my face.

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